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Fun Quotes about Babies

Posted by on February 25, 2015 under Everything Baby | Be the First to Comment

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We’ve written a lot of blog posts about baby diapers, baby sleep and things to do with your baby. Some of those things are fun, but we thought we’d post some extra fun quotes today. Enjoy!

“Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It’s pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.”
-Jim Gaffigan

“Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.”
-Charles Stanley

“Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives.”
-Polly Berrien Berends

“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, a home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for.”
-Author unknown

“There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles.”
-Jared Padalecki

“If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”
-Dave Barry

“May you always know, my little one, you were wished for, longed for, prayed for and wanted. I love you.”
-Author unknown

“Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it.”
-Jean Kerr

“My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
-Steven Wright

Some quote found on BrainyQuotes.com